Portraits in Perspective

I’m teaching myself photography . . . [with a digital SLR] . . . and have been using family and friends for portrait practice. But the results so far are honestly not much better than those I created with my old point-n-shoot. What am I missing?

There are several elements that make portraits effective. One is setting: putting the subject in an environment that’s reflective of or complementary to their personality or occupation, depending on the purpose of the shot. If you’re profiling someone, you want the right background context. The bartender and his tappers. The chef at a produce market. A loner in a canoe in the middle of a lake. Using metaphor will add another dimension to the image.

Then there’s perspective. You’re passing a certain judgment on the subject by where you place the camera (why it’s called subjective camera instead of objective – well, that’s not really what it means, but bear with me here), and as you know, many creative endeavors were born simply by taking a common theme and shifting the point of view. A reflection of a dancer in her studio mirror. Looking down from an aerial. Underwater camera shooting what’s above. Using a wide-angle to exaggerate a body part. Maybe some verticals appear to imprison your subject.

Technically speaking, traditional portraits use long lenses, I’d say 80mm or more (or the long end of whatever zoom you can muster – just move the camera back for the desired framing). The reason is that it draws focus to your subject with a shallow depth of field. And it also has an appealing bokeh. A large aperture (like f2.8) will contribute to this as well – preferably both. You can also try putting more distance between your subject and background if using a wider lens.

I’m a fan of backlight, or rimlight, but it’s mainly just another function of separating the subject from the background, as is focus. Outside, I like to shoot into the sunlight, using it as backlight, and put a bounce card in front of the subject to fill in their face. You get two light sources for the price of one (free). And remember that many practical surfaces can be used to bounce as well: pages of a book, pillow, etc. In the absence of backlight, other techniques you can use for separation are color and contrast, by which I mean actually arranging the design of your location, wardrobe, etc. to make the subject pop. And speaking of, an eyelight is a nice touch, too, just to give a little sparkle in the pupil blackness.

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Fairy Dust Between the Sprockets

Having just been reduced to a wide-eyed nine-year-old all over again by witnessing E.T.: The Extraterrestrial in its high definition glory, and awing at the recent digital majesty of Wall•e, it brought to mind the question: what makes for magical cinema? What are the ingredients of timelessness? What’s the big diff between The Incredibles and Fantastic Four, yo?

Remember that we’re engaging multiple senses here, and the ears are half the experience. Music is the most effective manipulator of emotion. Just as with voice tone, notes and rhythm tell us how to interpret what the eyes see. Don’t believe me? Watch 2001: A Space Odyssey on mute. You’ll be asleep before the bone hits the ionosphere. Without that two-note ostinato of approaching doom, Jaws would just be some plastic fin ambling through water. If you take the Tchaikovsky out of Romeo & Juliet, you’re left with two horny teens in a staring contest. You may have no rational love for Bon Jovi, but if they were the soundtrack to your teen fumblings with bra clasps, it creates a Pavlovian response later. This is why advertisers pay a fortune to license those memories – er, songs. Instant emotion by association.

Music can also be used to opposite effect, whether it’s to lull us or invert expectations. Taxi Driver is one of my favorite themes, a romantic sax melody that rings in stark contrast to the scum-infested city that Travis Bickle describes. Or Poltergeist, the childlike, playful melody becomes ethereal and haunting only because of the images on screen. Notice how the best films leave breathing room for the music instead of cramming it into whatever silent nooks and crannies remain. Shots are extended beyond their natural-paced dialogue so that a musical cue can feed us subtext, or even replace what dialogue could never say.

Another contributor is point of view. Part of Spielberg’s appeal is that he uses the child’s perspective with his camera. Their whole world is tilted up, adult heads are cut off. The children are not looked down upon as they are in the vision of grown-up filmmakers. It hearkens to a time of innocence and wonder, and it’s fun for the viewer to feel that way again for a couple of hours. A more literal form of this is the subjective camera, putting us in their shoes. In The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, the viewer experiences what it’s like to be bed-ridden in paralysis with only one working (and often teary) eye, while all the world seems to happen just outside our limited view. Or in Being John Malkovich, where we have full use of his limbs and uh, other appendages. (The puppetry and portal aspects of that film are rare examples of effective lo-fi fantasy.)

Generally-speaking, the wider the lens, the closer we are to the human field of vision. It requires a lot more imagination, effort, and cash to fill that kind of frame, and films that make us feel immersed in these new worlds are more fantastical. Epic films with huge production design budgets have a greater chance at getting all the details right. On Battlestar Galactica, the entire set is camera-ready, so they can just point and shoot anything. We’re there. Whereas on something like Clerks, if they panned too far to the left, the illusion of a funeral home held together with popsicle sticks and duct tape may well collapse. A set that “breathes” goes a long way toward selling us.

Location-wise, the further it is from our own existence, the more we’re asked to suspend our disbelief, and hopefully be even more invested in the fantasy. The Fountain completely transported me, whereas Donnie Darko‘s world felt superimposed over my own own living room. There’s merit in each method, but I’m more likely to accept Hugh Jackman flying through the air than Jake Gyllenhaal. But there’s a line. Speed Racer may as well be a video game I’m so detached, yet Sin City felt like there was a handjob waiting for me in the alley. And they both used completely CGI environments. Setting a movie in space or underwater or in a castle or an insect colony prepares us for a magical event because we’re forced to cling to the “realities” presented to us rather than to our experiences and whatever filters life has processed them though. A whole post about location here.

Then of course there’s the stuff that actually happens. Plot, I believe they call it. Do the characters have powers? Better yet, everyone but the main character, perhaps? Are the stakes higher than just individual consequence? Does the resolution require them to perform some task they never thought they had within themselves? Self-sacrifice? Do they see the world in a new light as a result? Bigger than plot, there’s of course theme, which I’ve posted about before. As with metaphors, the best ones rely on universals, whether it’s honor versus love, redemption, individual versus institution, etc., and these will help lend your work a timeless quality, as will avoiding plot points based on specific dated technologies or pop-culture happenings. Such elements can still be used, it’s just best to relegate them to set dressing rather than motivation.

So . . . now you’ve just gotta put all that stuff in one script. Hey, good luck with that.

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Morbid George

A sad, sad day in the kingdom. George Carlin dead at age 71. I had the pleasure of seeing him live (rhymes with dive, not give – but both, really), as did many, thanks to his grueling tour schedule. Especially in later years, he loved to poke fun at Death, and I can only imagine what stipulations his will demanded. Here are a some morbid quotables clipped shamelessly from the man’s books.

“I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people.”

“A graveyard always has to start with a single body. Unless the local people get lucky and there’s a nice big bus accident in town.”

“When I was a kid, I can remember saying ‘cross my heart and hope to die.’ I’d like to confess now that I never really meant that second part.

“After you die, your stuff becomes your ‘personal effects.'”

“I’m always relieved when someone’s delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.”

“If you find some time left on a parking meter, I think you should be able to add it to the end of your life. Minus the time you spent on hold.”

“I made a bargain with the devil. I would get famous, and he would get to fuck my sister.”

“I finally accepted Jesus. Not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.”

“When a ghostwriter dies, how many people come back?”

“Imagine meeting your maker and finding out it’s Frito-Lay.”

“Heart disease changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon just for the smell.”

“Life is a near-death experience.”

“If I had my choice of how to die, I would be sitting on the crosstown bus and suddenly burst into flames.”

“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American just passed each other going in opposite directions.”

“I hope the world ends during the daytime. I want to watch the “film at 11.”

“Live and let live, that’s what I say. Anyone who can’t understand that should be killed. It’s always worked well in my family.”

“Just once I’d like to see a high-speed funeral procession. Maybe someday a race-car driver will put that in his will.”

“A great epitaph: I want everyone to know it was great being alive. I especially enjoyed fucking and going to the movies.

“One nice thing about being dead is that you immediately become eligible to appear on stamps and money.”

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Promoted Roadies

I’ve posted before about my fascination with unusual band names, yet I can never seem to pull the trigger on them for my own usage. And even though this is the kind of material that will probably get me in trouble, I thought I’d share a few of the more offensive rejects we considered for my current male/female duo, Winebox.

The Ovaricles
Fraüstein
Jihspot
Alanaldanon
Darth Brooks
Marilyn Hanson
Acoustocalypse
Cochlea Tease
Narcoplasty
Minstrel Cycle
Grudgefuck
The A-Holes
Robin Peter to PayPal
The Ghetto Libretto
Bedside Manor
Ton Def
The Douchebags
Freak Quincy
Braillehouse Rock
Jack & Coke & Jill
TazeBro
Chronic Fatigue
Tickling Uvulas
Her & That Other Guy
Kleenex Dreams
Symphyllis
Incontinental
Obscene Jester

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Sexual Reeling

Not long after The Matrix lit up the big screen, I caught a late-night B-movie on Skinemax called The Sexual Matrix. Twenty minutes and five refractory periods later it dawned upon me that one could bring a whole new level of meaning to traditional favorites simply by adding Sexual to the title. Like so:

The Sexual Color Purple
Sexual Pleasantville
The Last Sexual Boy Scout
My Own Private Sexual Idaho
A Bug’s Sex Life
Sexual Predator
The Sexual Shining
Sexual Platoon
Three Sexual Kings
Sexual Toy Story
ET: The Extra-Sexual Terrestrial
The Fabulous, Sexual Baker Boys
The Sixth Sexual Sense
The Fast and Sexually Furious
Requiem for a Sexual Dream
Close Encounters of the Sexual Kind
The Long, Sexual Kiss Goodnight
Sexual Wonder Boys
El Mariachi Sexual
First Sexual Blood

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Eff Love

This is one of my personal favorite timekillers. Understanding the perverse origins of the term rock ‘n’ roll and also knowing how people are so often afraid to say what they really mean, here’s a little game: simply substitute the word Fuck instead of Love in any song title, and you probably have something much closer to the lyricist’s original vision. Here are a few to get you started:

You’ve Lost that Lovin’ Feeling
Love Me Two Times
Love in an Elevator
You Make Loving Fun
Lovin’ You’s a Dirty Job
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
Love of a Lifetime
Love Her Madly
Since I’ve Been Loving You
Endless Love
Love Shack
Can’t Make You Love Me
I Can Love You Better
Love Me Tender
Once You’ve Loved Somebody
Love in the Afternoon
And I Love Her
Love the One You’re With
Love the Way You Love Me Baby
Keep on Loving You
Justify My Love
Can’t Stop Loving You
Love Gun
No Ordinary Love
Because You Loved Me
Muskrat Love

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Truths, Vol. 5

Your element is a place you should remain far from when expecting creativity.

• Having YouTube subscribers does not make you a network programming executive. You’re probably overqualified.

• Never let someone review a rough cut who doesn’t understand what one is.

• You pay Ticketmaster for the convenience of . . . paying for a ticket. They’re completely unnecessary unless you live somewhere acres or cattle outnumber humans. (Hint: “box office”)

• Paying fifty bucks to see Scott Weiland fall off a stage is not a badge of honor. It’s gambling. If I show up drunk for work, I get fired.

• On Battlestar Galactica, “frak” can be loosely translated as “smurf.”

• Producer and engineer are not the same job. Just like waiter and chef. Don’t be fooled by any overlap, like making drinks or procuring smack.

• Compromise is never an improvement if between more than two directions.

• He who laughs last should not go out to movie theaters.

• When you’ve run out of ideas, you run into remakes.

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-Esque

My short story -Esque is featured in Two Guys Enter a Bar. One Leaves, the premiere issue of the Colored Chalk lit zine (and theme for all stories this month). You’re also encouraged to plaster your own ‘hood with paper copies, guerrilla style, by downloading the printer-ready PDF. Many thanks to editor Caleb Ross and web-enabler Jason Heim

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Scrivenings

. . . looking to maybe crank something out over the summer. Not talking the columned A/V stuff for commercials, but what’s the best software to write feature screenplays in?

One that catches sentence-ending prepositions? I kid; I kid. Honestly, I don’t know, because I haven’t tried that many, but I can share what works for me. The first couple of scripts I ever wrote were on a VAX terminal and then a Smith-Corona electric typewriter, and let’s just go ahead and eliminate those options, eh? Software, she says.

Start with an app you can afford. Until recently I used MS Word because I already owned it and it had the power to process words, so no point investing in something new that did 95% the same. But it’s a pain in the formatting ass to set up manually, so I downloaded a cheap template called ScreenStyle that did this for me. I haven’t kept up with its development, but it had the standard feature of most script software: automating the process somewhat by presuming the category of text you’ll want to type on the next line each time you hit the Return key (like advancing to dialogue formatting after you entered a character name, or to a character line after some action). Got me by for years, if slightly cumbersome.

I test-drove Final Draft (a few years back, to be fair), the closest thing to an industry standard we have, and it honestly left me wanting. I’m an unabashed Mac-dork, and it has none of that Cocoa feel we love, it had all kinds of display issues, and the interface just felt like it was not written for people like me. But the toolset is vast if you plan to attempt this for a living, or collaborate. If on a Mac, I’d keep your eyes on Montage as it develops as an alternative.

Also worth considering is whether you want creative writing tools also, as some of these apps integrate engines that claim to help your process, mainly through structure by prompting you to consider or develop certain plot elements. I’ve not found that useful personally, but my only direct experience was a demo of Dramatica. For me, storytelling abilities are best honed through more natural woodshedding processes.

My current manuscript mistress is Scrivener, and I’ll apologize now for the raving and drooling you’re about to endure. Scrivener does not claim to be a word processor per se (it basically has TextEdit’s engine), but for $40 on a Mac, it’s a steal, and perfect for many of us. Basically, it’s an information organizer that lets you keep all your research, notes, and writings in one project file. You can metatag the hell out of everything, set labels and statuses, import Web pages and media files, annotate, etc. It also has several views, like outlines, corkboard notecards, and – for those with the endless widgetary distractions of a cinema display – a full-screen mode that blacks or dims all else but your words and the page. You type in chapters (or whatever kind of fragments your brain produces), and these can be combined or separated later any way you see fit. It also has the split view of higher-end apps to work on two sections concurrently. When you’re done, you can alter the formatting for each instance of print/export via dialogue boxes that leave your project file unchanged. Sort of a “write once, publish anywhere” solution.

While I’ve yet to dream up that next big project that this type of app begs for, I’m currently using it to pull together and create all the content for a scriptwriting workshop I’m leading in a few weeks. Oh yeah . . . it has a screenplay mode as well, which features the auto-formatting stuff I mentioned earlier, but more intuitive than a Word template.

In the PC world, the closest you’ll come to Scrivener’s features is PageFour or Liquid Story Binder.

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