Eff Love

This is one of my personal favorite timekillers. Understanding the perverse origins of the term rock ‘n’ roll and also knowing how people are so often afraid to say what they really mean, here’s a little game: simply substitute the word Fuck instead of Love in any song title, and you probably have something much closer to the lyricist’s original vision. Here are a few to get you started:

You’ve Lost that Lovin’ Feeling
Love Me Two Times
Love in an Elevator
You Make Loving Fun
Lovin’ You’s a Dirty Job
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
Love of a Lifetime
Love Her Madly
Since I’ve Been Loving You
Endless Love
Love Shack
Can’t Make You Love Me
I Can Love You Better
Love Me Tender
Once You’ve Loved Somebody
Love in the Afternoon
And I Love Her
Love the One You’re With
Love the Way You Love Me Baby
Keep on Loving You
Justify My Love
Can’t Stop Loving You
Love Gun
No Ordinary Love
Because You Loved Me
Muskrat Love

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Gordon Highland is a video producer/director in the Kansas City area who also makes music and writes fiction.
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