Category Archives: humor

Awards Show Etiquette

Posted on January 28, 2007 by Gordon

‘Tis the Season, and since I know all the industry insiders read this blog between meetings and lighting setups in their trailers, for your consideration I present the following tips to make your big night a memorable, gaffe-free one. • … Continue reading →

Posted in entertainment, humor | Tagged , , | 2 Comments

Movies I’d Pay to See

Posted on December 7, 2006 by Gordon

In high-concept Hollywood, idea is king. The single-sentence pitch. Here are a few of my aborted attempts at “star vehicles” for celebrities who could use a career-energizing role. Normally I don’t like to just give away my golden tickets for … Continue reading →

Posted in entertainment, humor | Tagged | Comments Off on Movies I’d Pay to See

My Television Education

Posted on December 6, 2006 by Gordon

I like to think that all those years spent in front of the idiot box made me a better person. TV is a great way to learn about how the world works. Were it not for television, I would never … Continue reading →

Posted in entertainment, humor | Tagged , | Comments Off on My Television Education

Truths, Vol. 2

Posted on November 8, 2006 by Gordon

• Ego only becomes an obstacle when it’s not yours. • Some natives believe that each photo captures part of your soul. Do the red carpet math to understand the vapidity of celebs. • Every minute spent rehearsing prolongs your … Continue reading →

Posted in humor | Tagged | Comments Off on Truths, Vol. 2

The Dead Kennedys Were Tame

Posted on October 31, 2006 by Gordon

I am obsessed with unusual band names, and I confess to keeping a running list on my laptop that I’ll add to whenever inspiration strikes. You never know when your polka-core group is going to take off. . . Anyway, … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, music | 1 Comment

Truths, Vol. 1

Posted on October 30, 2006 by Gordon

I’ve learned a thing or two in this business. A lot of businesses, actually. And if I can prevent just one of you from making the same mistakes I’ve made, it will all be worth it. Okay, that’s horseshit. But … Continue reading →

Posted in humor | Tagged | Comments Off on Truths, Vol. 1