Promoted Roadies

I’ve posted before about my fascination with unusual band names, yet I can never seem to pull the trigger on them for my own usage. And even though this is the kind of material that will probably get me in trouble, I thought I’d share a few of the more offensive rejects we considered for my current male/female duo, Winebox.

The Ovaricles
Fraüstein
Jihspot
Alanaldanon
Darth Brooks
Marilyn Hanson
Acoustocalypse
Cochlea Tease
Narcoplasty
Minstrel Cycle
Grudgefuck
The A-Holes
Robin Peter to PayPal
The Ghetto Libretto
Bedside Manor
Ton Def
The Douchebags
Freak Quincy
Braillehouse Rock
Jack & Coke & Jill
TazeBro
Chronic Fatigue
Tickling Uvulas
Her & That Other Guy
Kleenex Dreams
Symphyllis
Incontinental
Obscene Jester

About Gordon

Gordon Highland is a video producer/director in the Kansas City area who also makes music and writes fiction.
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