Meth Lab for Flutie

Shamelessly pilfered from a variety of sources, here’s another collection of fake band names that made me giggle like a seventh grader. Some of these will turn up on MySpace profiles soon enough. I’d warn you about the offensive content, but I’m sure you’re desensitized by now.

Van Buren
Steamland Cleaver
Egregious Philbin
BarbraStreiszende Neubauten
Afraid of Canadians
The Mars Travolta
The Dixie Chicks With Dicks
Sweaty Jeeves
The Honeymoon Stitches
Steely Flan
Harry and the Andersons
Tienanmen Squaredance
Citronella Holocaust
Autistic License
Preparation Heche
See Thomas Howl
The Jodie Sweetining
Our Band Name is a Complete Sentence.
Fillet Show
Joe Buck Yourself
Fudge Duckling
Goodcop, Buttercup
Bruised Cockles
The Beef Wellingtones
The Ump-Teens
Chuck Chuck Bo-Buck and the Banana-Fanna Four
The Illegitimate Resentments
Purgatori Spelling
Squirrel Practice
Snot Faucet
The Soggy Tacos

About Gordon

Gordon Highland is the author of the novels Flashover and Major Inversions, with short stories in such publications as Word Riot, Black Heart, Noir at the Bar Vol. 2, and Warmed and Bound, among others. He lives in the Kansas City area, where he makes videos by day and music by night.
This entry was posted in humor, music. Bookmark the permalink.

3 Responses to Meth Lab for Flutie

  1. calebjross says:

    I had a dream of naming my child Moldy Splooge so that his nickname could be Fuzzy Nutbutter.

  2. G says:

    Fuzzy Nutbutter . . . wasn’t that a Pearl Jam b-side?

  3. RevengeFromMars says:

    Hey, you found my YouTube video (Egregious Philbin, Assassinine, Afraid of Canadians). I’ve made 2 more since that one.
    You could always subscribe to me. Or not.

Comments are closed.