Shamelessly pilfered from a variety of sources, here’s another collection of fake band names that made me giggle like a seventh grader. Some of these will turn up on MySpace profiles soon enough. I’d warn you about the offensive content, but I’m sure you’re desensitized by now.
Van Buren
Steamland Cleaver
Egregious Philbin
BarbraStreiszende Neubauten
Broughammer
Afraid of Canadians
The Mars Travolta
The Dixie Chicks With Dicks
Sweaty Jeeves
The Honeymoon Stitches
Crucifiction
Steely Flan
Harry and the Andersons
Tienanmen Squaredance
Assassinine
Lithp
Citronella Holocaust
ASCII/DC
Autistic License
Banjovi
Preparation Heche
Nutbutter
See Thomas Howl
The Jodie Sweetining
Our Band Name is a Complete Sentence.
Fillet Show
Joe Buck Yourself
Fudge Duckling
Goodcop, Buttercup
Testiclops
Bruised Cockles
The Beef Wellingtones
The Ump-Teens
Chuck Chuck Bo-Buck and the Banana-Fanna Four
The Illegitimate Resentments
Purgatori Spelling
Squirrel Practice
Snot Faucet
The Soggy Tacos
I had a dream of naming my child Moldy Splooge so that his nickname could be Fuzzy Nutbutter.
Fuzzy Nutbutter . . . wasn’t that a Pearl Jam b-side?
Hey, you found my YouTube video (Egregious Philbin, Assassinine, Afraid of Canadians). I’ve made 2 more since that one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABVRUDDUfCw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsLH8TAwsVc
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