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Aug 13 2008 Posted by in entertainment | Comments Off on Hannah and Her Consenting Sisters

Hannah and Her Consenting Sisters

Would you care to share any thoughts on the latest Miley Cyrus scandal? More to the point, on the use of “scandal as P.R. device” in general, especially “planned” scandals. I mean, in the old days, raping and killing a bimbo in the St. Francis Hotel would put a stain on your career; nowadays, it’d […]


Feb 09 2008 Posted by in entertainment, humor | Comments Off on Soul Nurses From Hell

Soul Nurses From Hell

Whatever you thought of last year’s Grindhouse (for me, any nit-picky disappointments were suppressed by the fact it got made at all), nearly everyone agrees the best parts were the trailers before and between. Hope ya saw it in the theater, because they’re sadly missing from the current home video releases. Fear not, though, because […]


Dec 17 2007 Posted by in humor | Comments Off on To-Do List, Week of 12/17

To-Do List, Week of 12/17

• Compare prices of gift billiards sets for Amy Winehouse after inability to buy just the eight ball as requested• Upgrade Miami Dolphins face-bag with blow hole• Inquire about J.K. Rowling’s return policy re: handmade goods• MapQuest this “North Star” place so I can attend some Jewish baby’s christening, even though his mom never put […]


Nov 05 2007 Posted by in humor | 1 comment

To-Do List, Week of 11/5

• Pick up waivers for Mr. Copperfield• Contact paternity lawyer re: weekend with Xtina• Get tattoo before leaving for Slovakian hostel• Hold up convenience-store line by paying with cash• Decide on a presidential candidate• Calculate fewest number of paces between my office and three adjacent Starbucks• Tuesday breakfast drinks with Amy Winehouse• Blog about under-the-radar […]


Jan 28 2007 Posted by in entertainment, humor | 2 comments

Awards Show Etiquette

‘Tis the Season, and since I know all the industry insiders read this blog between meetings and lighting setups in their trailers, for your consideration I present the following tips to make your big night a memorable, gaffe-free one. • Orange is the new tan. With February nearing, it’s time to externalize your inner Oompa […]