I am obsessed with unusual band names, and I confess to keeping a running list on my laptop that I’ll add to whenever inspiration strikes. You never know when your polka-core group is going to take off. . . Anyway, in my online travels, here are some others that I’ve stumbled over that put my own to shame.

WARNING: Very offensive – sexually, religiously, ethnically, etc. Read at your own risk!

The Sphinctones
Vic Tayback & the Violent Payback
The Yeastie Girls
Baldilox
Wisconsintration Camp
The Boxing Ghandis
Lady Chatterly’s Hampster
Toxic Shock
Jif & the Choosy Mothers
Hugh Jorgen
The Gaza Strippers
Poontwang
Dreaded Apparatus
That Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips
Honkys Hung Like Donkeys
Cap’n Crunch & the Cereal Killers
Gag Factor
The Phenobarbidols
New Squids on the Dock
Barry White Boys
The Kitshickers
Flatutory Rape
Hermaphrochrist
Jehovah’s Wetness
Brutal Noodle
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Operation: Cliff Claven
The Dicks
Curious George & the Homophobes
Bjorn Again
The Glands of External Secretion
Resurrectum
Joan of Arkansas
The Hostile Amish
Megasmegma
Pumpin’ Ethyl
The Elastic Sausage
Children of the Vending Machine
JFKFC
Alcoholocaust
Barney Rubble & the Cunt Stubble
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
Bill Bixby’s Big-Ass Communist Eighteen-Wheeler